Premier League · 2026/27

Updated Sep 1, 2026

The Ninjas' Table

Where the model says all 20 finish — title, top-4 (Champions League) and relegation odds for the 2026/27 season. The season opens 21 August; until it does, this is the pure preseason projection.

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Where they finish

The table isn't a ranking — it's a cloud. Each row is a club, each column a finishing spot across 20,000 simulated seasons. Brighter = more likely; gold is the title, green a top-four Champions League place, red the drop.

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ARS
MCI
CHE
LIV
MUN
TOT
AVL
BHA
NEW
EVE
BRE
BOU
LEE
NOT
CRY
SUN
FUL
IPS
COV
HUL

How the Ninjas call it

Every club carries an attack and defense strength learned from last season's results, then regressed halfway to the league average — the shrinkage that backtested best across three seasons (one season overstates the gaps). Those strengths are then anchored to the bookmakers' season-points totals, which price in every signing and departure — so unlike our other leagues, this table can see the transfer window. Those feed two independent Poisson distributions per match — home/draw/away — and we simulate the full 380-game season 20,000 times to read off how often each club wins the title, finishes top four, or goes down. Promoted clubs inherit last season's relegation-zone profile. Once the season kicks off, real results replace the simulated ones and the numbers move.